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Get Your Beer Cold In 3 Minutes

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:30:31 -0400

A couple months back we provided a method to cool in a beer in 20 seconds. That method was a little expensive and probably wouldn’t work for a larger quantity of beer. But Dumb Little Man has a good “How to” if you’re looking
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Car Surfing Faceplant

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:37:45 -0400

I’m all for a good prank on a friend, but slamming on the breaks when your friend is riding on the top of your car is not a good prank. That’s the kind of prank that could see you in prison for a little manslaughter. On a funny note, th
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Afternoon Links

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:00:28 -0400

Another craptastic Monday at the office. Today in the links we have another cute college girl, Kim Kardashian rocking a bikini, outtakes from a Megan Fox photo shoot and a prank call goes horribly wrong. Cute College Girl: Mary (Pics) Megan Fox Outt
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KITT For Sale On Ebay

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:00:41 -0400

A few weeks ago we posted about a Batmobile for sale and now it looks like a genuine KITT is up on the auction block. This 1984 Pontiac TransAm was originally used in the third season of the show before it was converted into the “Super Pursuit
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Happy Belated Father’s Day From Tasty Booze

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:15:14 -0400

This sign is probably a Dad’s dream on Father’s Day. Mother’s Day is all about gifts, love and flowers while Dad’s are usually lucky to just get a pat on the back and an “Atta, boy”. My coworker’s descriptio
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Tropic Thunder - R Rated Trailer

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:00:35 -0400

I am still not sure if I am sold on this movie but this R rated trailer definitely made me reconsider whether or not I would part with $9.75 to see it in the theater. It’s not as funny as the Step Brother trailer but it has some good laughs. If
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Jolene Blalock - Monday Morning Pick Me Up

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:00:27 -0400

Welcome to another Monday. If you are a big Star Trek fan you might recognize Jolene here, if not then just enjoy her hotness.
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Mantastic Links

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:00:20 -0400

Tough to follow-up a great sports day on fathers day, but we will do our best to make your Monday a little more enjoyable with these man links. And hopefully you can watch some of the 18-hole US Open playoff on your lunch break. Although, it will
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97-Degree Drop + 4Gs Of Force = Pants Crapping Fun

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:00:47 -0400

Check out this video of the Fahrenheit which opened last month at Hershey Park in Pennsylvania. The Fahrenheit’s big drop is 97-degrees, a full 7-degrees past vertical. When you get to the top you can’t actually see the track in front of
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Oregon Allows Beer & Wine Deliveries

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:00:23 -0400

Those goddamn hippies Oregonians have really done something right this time. Starting June 29th Oregon grocers will be allowed to make same day deliveries of unlimited beer and wine. The orders must be placed by 9 a.m. and delivered by 9 p.m. Hippie
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Hot Blonde Latina Dancing

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:07:45 -0400

We here at tastybooze know that everyone likes to see a hot lady dancing, so here is one gorgeous girl for your enjoyment! (watch for the smokin’ hot Grudge move at 0:39!)
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TastyBooze Drops It Like It’s Hot on “Tha Carter III”

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:00:44 -0400

Does Lil Wayne hold the title of “The Best Rapper Alive”? Well, maybe not. But the best rapper currently signed to a major label, that’s could be up for debate. Most “best rapper” lists give you the standard: Tupac: Dead. Biggi
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R. Kelly Is Free To Pee

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:00:45 -0400

After a six year wait it took a jury less than a day of deliberations to acquit R. Kelly of all 14 child pornography charges that he faced. Had he been found guilty he could have served up to 15 years in jail. Of course if you use the Nicole Richie
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Afternoon Links

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:00:40 -0400

Today in the links we have two guys running down every cuss word they know, the Stifmeister got freaky with Jessica Simpson, a Division 1 athlete takes on a treadmill at speed 10, and some Brazilian ladies rocking thongs. Every Cuss Word We Know (V
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Germany Is Ridiculous. Reason #12

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:00:02 -0400

The Euro 2008 Tournament is currently underway and even though this post isn’t along the same lines as the other Germany Is Ridiculous posts, I believe it is still worth posting. Don’t forget, free beer for life is also on the line in the
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Innocent Billboards Or….

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:00:10 -0400

If you are as pure as the driven snow the only thing you are going to see below is a beach, a patio and a pool party. If you have your mind in the gutter, which I am pretty sure 98% of our readers do, then you might notice some shenanigans in the pic
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Beer Review Friday - Dogfish Head Festinal Peche

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:59:22 -0400

Some people say drinking a beer with a natural peach flavor is like looking at a picture of a shirtless Alex Trebek. It’s warm but it’s also uncomfortable. Other people think drinking a “fruity” drink is unmanly. However, smart people know th
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Wanna Smell Lady B.O.? That’s A Caning.

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:00:19 -0400

Here is a new life rule. If you find yourself in Singapore and you are a male don’t under any circumstances start dicking around and sniffing ladies armpits. The 36-year-old, who the Straits Times said was mentally unstable, had previous conv
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PETA: Pro Animal, Anti-Intern

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:00:53 -0400

Looks like a summer internship at PETA isn’t all the media whoring and celebrity condemning that’s it’s cracked up to be. While PETA wouldn’t dare lay a finger on a delicious cow it appears they could give two fucks about the
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The Wrong Way To Knock Down A Wall

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:30:37 -0400

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a wall like this before (you’ll see what I mean), but I know for a fact that I’ve never tried to kick down a cement wall, whether it be cinder blocks, concrete, whatever. Tough-shit, destructive b
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Ashlee Simpson Is Somewhat Tolerable

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:48:27 -0400

Just had to say that this is probably the closest I’ll ever get to saying something nice about Ashlee Simpson. Although I’ll withhold final judgments, because if she comes out of pregnancy the way Christina Aguilera did, I may have to eat
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Austria’s Ivica Vastic, This Beer’s For You

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:45:48 -0400

Well, Ivica Vastic is a hero in Austria today. Not only did he just win himself a life-long supply of beer, he gave Austria a 1-1 draw against Poland in the Euro 2008 Tournament today. If you’re Polish right now, you are probably drinking as we
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Hot Chicks Love The Microsoft Surface

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:01:41 -0400

I don’t claim to know much in life, but there are two things that I know for certain. One, when hot chicks go out to a club they love to play with gadgets, and two, said hot girls love sending cheesy text messages like “You’re so HO
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Afternoon Links

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:00:40 -0400

Today in the links a guy in a gorilla suit manages to knock himself out, some lucky bastard is bedding Adriana Lima, funny toilet signs and ladies love JA Adande. Man In Gorilla Suit Knocks Himself Out (Video) Mischa Barton’s Got a See Through Shi
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Putting A Little Bounce In Your Thursday

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:00:18 -0400

The Price is Right for boobs. This video might have worked a little better with the background music being Sarah Connor’s “Bounce,” but what can you do.
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Score A Goal And Receive Free Beer For Life

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:00:30 -0400

That’s the offer currently on the table for Austria’s soccer team in the Euro 2008 tournament. A Vienna brewery has promised a life-time supply of beer for any player from Austria’s team that can score a goal in the remaining group
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White House Announces Super Pot

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:06:58 -0400

The White House just released a study saying that the potency of marijuana is at an all time 30 year high. The latest analysis from the University of Mississippi’s Potency Monitoring Project tracked the average amount of THC, the psychoactive
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Worst DUI Excuse Ever

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:00:37 -0400

You are piss drunk but you need to sober up quick so that your Mom doesn’t find out. Do you: A) Slam some coffee. B) Take a cold shower. C) Sleep it off. D) Drive it off. Edward Defreitas, resident genius of Toms River, N.J., chose option D and
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Mantastic Links

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:00:43 -0400

With the NBA finals on again tonight, it’s time to focus on a little sports link action. 1st, golf cart injuries hit an all time high this year, apparently because people think they can successfully jump out of them while moving. 2nd, its t
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Lindsay Lohan Without A Bra - Yawn…

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:59:02 -0400

Earlier this year, Lindsay Lohan took it all off in an attempt to be artistic. Then she attempted to be whore (success!). Followed that up by an attempt to star in an alleged sex tape. Now she’s currently attempting to be a lesbian with Samant
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Japanese Woman Forced Out Of The Closet

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:00:38 -0400

The excitement of Memorial Day Weekend must have trumped this story, as it totally missed my radar at the end of May. Luckily, I was catching up on my search for Asian lesbian porn and happened upon this story today from CNN Asia. A 58-year-old homel
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Gymnastics Is Hard

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:11:36 -0400

Apparently the blue mats those gymnasts fly around on aren’t that forgiving. We’ve shown you a few terrible gymnastics moves before. I think my favorite might be the Swinging Backflip, but this one is pretty damn good.
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Afternoon Links

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:00:24 -0400

Today in the links Facebook quotes Buddha, we check in with the Britney “Redneck Trainwreck” Spears, tips for dealing with your hangover at the office and an Apache takes out some insurgents with it’s 30mm cannon. Facebook Quote Bu
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Douchebag Of The Week

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:00:37 -0400

Our friends at No Regrets (see our review) present us with this weeks douchebag. When this man isn’t shirtless I would be hard pressed to believe he is ever caught without his popped pink polo.
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TSA Agents Are About To See Some Boobies!

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:00:49 -0400

All those long hours tolling away in airports dealing with grumpy passengers and pants that are always two sizes too small are about to pay off for TSA agents. The TSA is rolling out new security scanners to 10 U.S. airports that use millimeter waves
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John McCain And The War On Beer

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:00:39 -0400

While we don’t shy away from political commentary here at Tasty Booze, we are less likely to take a political stand one way or the other given the breadth of staff opinions on most issues. But John McCain has attacked us at the core and finall
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Pop Quiz Hotshot…

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:00:27 -0400

Winter is coming and you’ve got 125 scientists stationed on Antartica for the next year, how many condoms do they need? Answer: 16,500 Yep, almost 17K condoms for just 125 scientists. If you break that down (16,500 / 125) it comes out to about
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MySpace vs. Celebrity - Week 13 - Who Is Hotter?

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:00:48 -0400

I knew as soon as I saw the MySpace profile belonging to the girl on the left I knew there was no way her name was really Bonita Applebum. A quick Google search revealed that “Bonita Applebum” was the first single off of A Tribe Called Qu
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Mantastic Links

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:00:49 -0400

The Bachelor Guy has made a shocking discovery! Fergie and Carrot Top are yes, one in the same. The proof is in the pics my friends. Also, old rockers who are eerily reminiscent of my grandma, great fathers day ideas, and some pics of hot ladies
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Celtics vs Lakers Version 11

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:30:01 -0400

One of the greatest rivalries in basketball history is back again. Celtics vs Lakers. Bill Russel vs Wilt Chamberlin. Bob Cousy vs Jerry West. Sam Jones vs Elgin Baylor. Larry Bird vs Magic Johnson. Kevin McHale vs Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Paul P
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Lil Wayne Finally Drops “Tha Carter III” Today

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:30:05 -0400

After multiple delays and leaks, Lil Wayne’s most anticipated album of 2007, and now 2008, “Tha Carter III” drops today in record stores and Wal-Mart major retailers. If you’re a real hip-hop fan, you’ve probably followe
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iPhone 3G Announced. How’s Your iBoner?

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:30:51 -0400

I know that we are a day late and that every site on the web has done some kind of post about the 3G iPhone but I think we would be remiss if we didn’t post something about it. I am not going to burn through a bunch or words describing the fea
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Huge Gap Jump

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:49:35 -0400

I usually don’t post videos where things go right, but this a pretty amazing skateboarding trick! I’ve seen a few like it, but none of them stuck the landing like this guy. Calling the Darwin Awards….
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Afternoon Links

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:00:28 -0400

Today in the links we have another cute college girl, being the guy that spray tans a naked Denise Richards would not be a bad gig, Emmanuelle Chriqui throws out a first pitch and how to build a Mentos and Diet Coke booby trap. Cute College Girl: Ja
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Quote Of The Day

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:15:24 -0400

“Does anybody have a hammer, a claw hammer. I thought he was teasing at first, but then he says, ‘No. It went in like that. We can pull it out like that,’” Chandler said. Hey, you can’t fault the doctor’s logic. G
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New Book Highlights Bad Tattoos

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:15:48 -0400

The thought process for getting a tattoo is probably drastically different from one person to another. I know I’ve been thinking about what to get and where to put a tattoo for the past three years, and who knows if I’ll ever make a decis
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Beer For Dogs? What’s Next Wine For Cats?

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:00:39 -0400

At least two different companies here in the U.S. have begun brewing beer specially designed for dogs. 3 Busy Dogs in Arizona and the Dog Star Brewing Co. in Napa California both create a beef flavored barley drink for dogs. The dog brew is non-alco
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Portland Trailblazers Import Spanish Baller

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:00:30 -0400

The city of Seattle is pulling out all the stops to keep their NBA franchise, the Sonics. We’re currently bracing for a long and drawn out court proceeding that will decide the fate of the team: either staying in Seattle against David Stern and
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MySpace vs. Celebrity - Week 12 Winner

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:00:48 -0400

Let’s be honest Tricia never really stood a chance against Megan Fox. If the looks weren’t enough Megan recently mentioned to FHM that she would prefer to stay inside and have sex all day long. It that doesn’t pull votes I don&rsquo
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Mantastic Links

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:00:15 -0400

My favorite player of all time, Ken Griffey Jr., just hit his 600th homerun. He is without a doubt the best player of the 20-something generation (sorry Barry, you took steriods; sorry A-Rod, you fold when the pressure is on). I can only imagine
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