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Dick’s Voicemail #8

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:02:16 -0400

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Dick’s Voicemail #7

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:21:27 -0400

Men, thanks for the calls. Women, stop calling me. Download Dick’s Voicemail #7 ShareThis
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Dick’s Voicemail #6

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:57:42 -0400

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Dick’s Voicemail #5

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:13:34 -0400

Talk to Dick live on Dickline.com this Friday 2-3PM Pacific Time. Download the mp3 ShareThis
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Dick’s Voicemail #4

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:11:12 -0400

Taste another sampling of my voice-man-mail. More death threats per podcast than any other on the net. ShareThis
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Dick’s Voice Mail #3

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:03:37 -0400

The topic this week is: what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a woman do? Call and tell me what it was. Download Dick’s Voicemail #3 ShareThis
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Dick’s Voice Mail #2

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:23:59 -0400

I received over a thousand voice mails in the last five days, and I will be posting them all week. Next week’s topic: what is the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a woman do. Call in and tell me. ShareThis
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Why Women Hate Sex With Me

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:55:32 -0400

Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly
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Greatness Comes in Inches

Tue, 8 Apr 2008 03:44:49 -0400

Greatness Comes in Inches. That’s a bit of subtle penis humor for you, but it’s also true. Being an inch short for a roller coaster means waiting a year to try again. Missing Hitler by an inch with your 1903 Springfield sniper rifle me
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Dick’s Voicemail: Episode #1

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 19:04:20 -0400

Part 1: The Man Beginning Part 2: The Mantermission Part 3: The Manclusion If you’re a man, call 213-985-3425 and leave me a message. ShareThis
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Dick and Jack Lalanne: Together At Last

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:48:34 -0400

Unlike the provocative headline, this podcast is not an historic meeting between myself and golden age manly man Jack Lalanne. This podcast is an interview of Jack and then an interview of myself, Dick Masterson. Jack Lalanne invented hitting the t
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Men Love Commitment

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:13:37 -0400

Since the idea of a dowry went extinct, men have been under fire from women for one thing more than any other: a phobia of commitment. Like stuck walruses, women scream that men have a fear of commitment; a fear that is childish and in constant odds
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Girl Bands Are Shit

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:00:04 -0400

Throughout history, musical prodigies who were all men have revolutionized music, leaving exotic new tapestries of sound behind for the world to enjoy. That’s called immortality and it’s completely off-limits to women. In order to join t
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Child-Man in the Promised Land: Response

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:08:10 -0400

Recently myself and MenAreBetterThanWomen.com were mentioned in an article about the maturity of today’s twenty-something male culture. Since the article was written by a woman, not only was it petty, wish-washy, and wrong by a country mile; i
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A Case Study in Horizontal Success

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:13:44 -0400

There’s only one way for a woman to get ahead in this world, and that’s by fucking. The sooner a woman realizes that, the sooner she can begin the lifelong process of self-loathing and delusion that is known as womanhood. But at least s
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Spitzer to American Women: Lighten the Fuck Up

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:30:57 -0400

There’s a lot of truth to the old saying that American women are the most awful, entitled, and certainly the dumbest whores on the planet. Actually, it’s 100% true. Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York, was recently busted for his pa
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It’s Just Coffee. Settle the Fuck Down.

Thu, 6 Mar 2008 20:32:12 -0500

I like my coffee like I like my women: cheap and brought to me by another woman. And just like women, coffee is nothing to get excited about. Coffee is like a penis. It’s a tool a man uses to get the job done as quickly as possible. It̵
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Fat Women: Stop Emailing Me

Mon, 3 Mar 2008 20:42:17 -0500

If there’s one thing I know about women it’s that whatever any one of them is doing, it can be done better by a man — and also they’re all crazy and they all want babies and they all want to get married and they all want to ha
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The Etymology of Chivalry

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:16:18 -0500

While on the Dr. Phil program, a woman accused me of being chivalrous. Now I’m never one to argue with a woman. For example, if a woman wants to get smacked around by her boyfriend every time she runs her mouth, then who am I to say it’
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Much Ado About Passing Out After Screwing

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:07:34 -0500

All mysteries in life can be solved by The Bible or through some scientific thought. Here’s an example: Where did the moon come from? From the Bible, we know that the moon is just there and wouldn’t you rather hear about magic apples a
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Dating: Why?

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:13:27 -0500

What: Dating in a manly fashion. When: Never. Dating is a loss of Man Points. Where: Anywhere. Women are like Starbucks. They’re all over the place, and they’re all over-priced. Who: As hot as you can afford. Be careful. Women thi
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Dating: Who?

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:08:37 -0500

In the previous section of Dick Masterson’s Guide to Manly Dating, I covered the all-important where of dating. It doesn’t matter if you’re the greatest mountain climber in the northern hemisphere, if you’re trying to beat th
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Dating: Where?

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:42:38 -0500

I personally cannot stand the topic of dating. Dating is something that silly people who think they have a treasure box between their thighs haven’t mastered by the age of 19. That’s right, I’m talking about women. But since I do
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You’re a Peein’

Fri, 8 Feb 2008 19:37:04 -0500

I was at the doctor’s office a few days ago getting my hand X-rayed after punching this fuck-head in the throat during the Super Bowl, and I learned an interesting statistic. 88% of women wash their hands after using the restroom. 66% of men
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Breaking the Law!

Fri, 1 Feb 2008 08:16:12 -0500

When I think of famous law breakers, I think of swarthiness, moxy, and above all, competence. If men were s’mores, those would be our mangredients. Jessie James, Al Capone, George Washington; each one was a criminal and each was moxier and ma
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The Man Billboard — For Real

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:58:56 -0500

They told me it was impossible. They told me it was too expensive. They told me it was the stupidest thing they’d ever heard. They were wrong. Hold onto your man beans, fellows and gentlemen, while I present the ultimate plan for the ultima
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Screaming At Your Wife Is Good For You

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:05:50 -0500

Screaming at a woman is like running on a treadmill. It’s not going to get you anywhere because women are as dense as lead shit, and it’s a loss of Man Points. Wasting time is a loss of Man Points. Women understand a good screaming at
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Why Do Women Have Goofy Names for Their Vagina?

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:51:30 -0500

This Ask Dick question was sent to me by DaveB. Dick, why do women have stupid names for their vagina? Nowadays you’ll hear a woman call it her “vag” or her “va jay-jay” or some other dumbass name that sounds like a 4
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Valentine’s Bullshit 2008

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:01:14 -0500

Valentine’s Day is the natural extension of a sickness that has befouled the female race since the beginning of time. That sickness is called gimmie-ism: an insatiable hunger for free shit no matter what the context. If a woman sees it, she w
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Motive Means Nothing; or The Church of Feelings

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:12:23 -0500

If I gave $20,000 to an orphanage because I wanted orphans to be happy, a bunch of orphans would be happy and everyone would agree that I’m a fucking great guy. If I gave $20,000 to an orphanage because I burned one to the ground when I was tw
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Internet Dating is Sick and Wrong

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:30:59 -0500

Internet dating is sick and wrong. It’s like being a woman senator with tuberculosis. It’s sick and wrong, contagious as hell, and worse yet: it’s womanly. Whenever I need to decide if something is good or fucked beyond all compr
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Boys Turn to Tech, Girls Turn to Poundcake

Wed, 9 Jan 2008 17:18:21 -0500

It’s long been true that unpopular young men turn to science and innovation for companionship during their awkward years. These men are the Bill Gates and Philo T. Farnsworth’s of the world — and to a lesser extent the George Taylo
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American Gladiators

Mon, 7 Jan 2008 18:50:41 -0500

“Now we’re getting serious, because next is the guys.” - Hulk Hogan, The New American Gladiators The original American Gladiators was among the top imangination breakthroughs of the early 90’s, picking up right where Miami Vi
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Hillary Watch 2008

Fri, 4 Jan 2008 09:53:25 -0500

As a man, I like to start things off right and in a hurry. That means three things: 1. Make things manlier — which I’ve done by challenging you all to my 2008 Man Challenge. I’ve already completed four out of five. Better dust y
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Dick Masterson’s 2008 Man Challenge

Tue, 1 Jan 2008 09:48:48 -0500

At the beginning of a new year, most people waste their time reflecting on the year past, compiling useless lists like “the top ten greatest catch phrases of 2007″, and “which young starlet had the most disappointing amateur porn of
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